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I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
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Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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Grease My Feet

A metaphor for an act of submitting/worshipping to someone, showing humility and service towards the Person, and their feet you oil/moisturize.

* Commonly found within British slang, uncommon in American slang.
Popular References to this phrase can be found in the Bible such as John 13:14-15, and by a popular British Rap artist, by the name of ceechynaa in her song “ Peggy. “
“Girl, what’s your boyfriend like? “

“ Oh! Well he’ll do anything for me, and just grease my feet in general. “
by ChechnyaLover69 December 18, 2024
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Grease My Feet

A metaphor for an act of submitting/worshipping to someone, showing humility and service towards the Person, and their feet you oil/moisturize.

* Commonly found within British slang, uncommon in American slang.
Popular References to this phrase can be found in the Bible such as John 13:14-15, and by a popular British Rap artist, by the name of ceechynaa in her song “ Peggy. “
“Girl, what’s your boyfriend like? “

“ Oh! Well he’ll do anything for me, and just grease my feet in general. “
by ChechnyaLover69 December 18, 2024
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My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!
Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.
by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024
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my fingir hurts more than dingir

A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.
Jacques: Ow, my nails!
Luis: What happened to Jacques?
Jacques: My Fingir Hurts More than Dingir
by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024
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My Grandma’s Right Knee

where did my grandma’s right knee go
by EggYT December 23, 2024
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