Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.

That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.

by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021

Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012

Blowout Ass

A person with a large ass or one that has been artificially enhanced

That women has a blowout ass!

by Peo’s calves August 17, 2024

Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.

Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.

by wpcustoms July 8, 2020

Dumb ass

Dumb Ass (noun): A rare species of human with an IQ comparable to a turnip and the charm of a wet sock. Often found making decisions that defy logic and common sense. See also: @Swtchlikefagz.

Wow @Swtchlikefagz is such a dumb ass!

by Psfully April 9, 2024

Ass

1. A hybrid species of a plastic but implant and your mom
Ex: look it’s your mom; sorry I meant a ass.

2. Plastic boobs
Ex: look your mom has two BIG ASSES; reminds me of Kylie Jenner.

3. Soggy asses
Ex: look your daddy has a ass(soggy ass).

4. Stop reading this you fat fuck
Ex: mommy stop reading whiny the poo your actions are like a ass

Ass is the license minter that eats a boob every day from big boob missy on tv

by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 16, 2022

Ass insulfation

When you snort the ass

Austin practices recreational ass insulfation with ken dolls

by IronTromboney September 29, 2018