there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Jacking my slacks

To pull up your pants/ jeans , shorts.

I have to pull up my pants their sagging,so I'm jacking my slacks.

by anonymous May 2, 2025

My

Model Year

Nissan GTR MY13 - Model Year 2013

by orsarusi312 December 17, 2017

My boyfried

When my boyfried gumbüł

I love my boyfried

by Sisiejis October 26, 2022

swing my napkin

a gay sex thingy

tonight billy will swing my napkin

by doodypants123 June 25, 2017

my girly ain't come

her period didn't come

Girlfriend: My girly ain't come im pregnant

by girlsdefinitions February 25, 2022