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Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.
Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.
fag wagon by Ali T February 11, 2006
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Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you
dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.

wagstaff shitter 

the lesser known breed of wagstaff, this rabid beast often preys on small children and is inclined to don a small and shiny kagool. also known among shittybumweasels as the nathnath wankstaff.
fucking hell you knobbie pokey, stop looking at that child wagstaff shitter!
wagstaff shitter by badgerisfat September 8, 2008
Derogatory term for a soulless employee of the company Wag
Wag: A dog and cat boarding company based in Sacramento
California, and intent on building mass profits and
becoming the starbucks of pet care before they go
bankrupt. www.waghotels.com

Usually has little or no meaningful life outside of their job, and brings outside drama into work environment and pollutes it.

Causes other decent employees to eventually find another job.

Sells soul to company and turns back on the rationalism, morales, and ethics of the real world.

Eventually loses grip on reality and succumbs to the opiated illusion that working at wag is the most important thing in their life.

"Fucking Waggot didn't give me Friday off"

"Damn it Ace, why do you have to talk so much shit about everyone behind their back's ? Are you trying to become the Waggot king ?"

"Hah, you really think they'll give you a raise after your one year ? Waggot..."
Waggot by Grippin April 19, 2008

jag wagon 

When a guy "jags" himself all the time, he's referred to as a jag wagon. Jag = Jack and wagon = penis.
Jimmy is always busy jagging his wagon in the bathroom. He's such a jag wagon!
jag wagon by Psychodrama January 2, 2012

Station Wagon 

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 fist into the anus.
The bitch got crazy last night, so I gave her the station wagon.
Station Wagon by Sargent Stiffy October 14, 2008