Two Faced Rats

A Two Faced Rat is someone who is constantly being a hypocrite and is terrible to the people that try to care about them.
For example, "Maddie, Zeke and Jacob are Two Faced Rats."
by WandaKinnie April 16, 2021
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two peas in a pot

mac and i are two peas in a pot
by longBALLS3 March 07, 2021
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Two Cheeseburgers away

When a man or woman looks normal but because of their body shape you feel that if that person ate two cheeseburgers they would be fat.
Hey did you see laura.
Ya she looks like she's Two Cheeseburgers away

if your fat don't hate, do something about it and be dedicated to change your life. stay away from processed foods and learn how to eat properly. fat ass fat
by codemanbuff January 20, 2015
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Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 03, 2022
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Read two books

In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
Instead of using smartphones, read two books
by erfan20120 November 04, 2018
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Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.
My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.
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thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity
Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces
by Necrosys June 06, 2016
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