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Tom Clancy's Penis

A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.
Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.
by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008
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Tom Da Bomb

Someone who is awesome, funny, intelligent, weird, random, amazing, constantly makes puns, well known throughout a social area (I.e. a school) by this name, must have the name Tom, or Thomas. This person always makes themselves known to others by this name. Meeting Tom Da Bomb leads to explosive results.
That Tom is da bomb.

Tom, da bomb.

Tom da bomb! How's it going man!

Hey, you know Tom Da Bomb yet?
by Tombus Da Bombus February 6, 2012
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tord x tom

So basically a ship for Tom and Tord from Eddsworld. TORD IS VERY, VERY HO-
Tord x Tom is a ship
by Astroq May 22, 2021
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pulling a Tom Kaulitz

The act of making an appearance looking like you just rolled out of bed and you don't give a shit.

Stems from Tokio Hotel's guitarist Tom Kaulitz.
this guy's designer baseball cap is sitting more askew than usual and he looks like he's about to nod off on national TV, he must be pulling a Tom Kaulitz.
by flesch January 23, 2010
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Rocket Ship Toms

A term used by seasoned drummers to note and harshly discourage an inefficient tom set up used by a new drummer. Can often be seen as two toms placed in ridiculous amounts of angle, the bottom facing out and the top facing in.

Basically, if you suck technically at setting up your drums it shows. Also your technique is no good and you're going to damage your wrists/hands...for life.
New Drummer: Look at my new drumset isn't it cool. I rock.

Drummer: How long you been playing dude?

New Drummer: Two weeks, isn't my set up wicked sweet?

Drummer: No...1. Good stuff, taking up a cool instrument. 2. you suck, learn more before you boast. And 3. You got some major Rocket Ship Toms action going on here...your wrists are going to die.

New Drummer:...oh.
by BeckManhattan May 24, 2007
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Tom Cruise Rule

the Tom Cruise Rule occurs when you are playing beer pong. If you are playing and someone calls a ''celebrity shot'' (a random shot from someone who is not currently in the game) and right before they shoot calls the Tom Cruise Rule and makes it, the opponent must wear sunglasses for the rest of the game, and any other time, that night, he plays the person who made the "Tom Cruise" shot, no exceptions
Yo last night i was playing pong against this kid and out of no where his friend takes a shot and calls the Tom Cruise Rule and i had to wear shades the rest of the match, it sucked.
by KevePete March 14, 2010
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Tom Cruise Syndrome

When someone has become so into Sceintology and thinks Tom Cruise is right about everything
Dude, Jack's got a case of Tom Cruise Syndrome
by DizzyLizzy February 10, 2007
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