A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.
Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022
Get the Cake womanmug. Woman bum: hey can i stay. ill let u sleep with me.
Guy: yea that's fine ....
Woman bum: Next day hey i got my daughter last night while u was sleeping.
1 month later guy: i got kicked out my house and got played by a woman bum....
Guy: yea that's fine ....
Woman bum: Next day hey i got my daughter last night while u was sleeping.
1 month later guy: i got kicked out my house and got played by a woman bum....
by The wrong one T April 17, 2020
Get the woman bummug. by The best person to ever live December 17, 2024
Get the Womanmug. Woman.
by Çylioprabizurbw February 18, 2025
Get the womanmug. - It's left.
- *Turns left*
- No it was that left.
- GOD DAMN IT WOMAN
- Why are you so rude with me ?
- *Turns left*
- No it was that left.
- GOD DAMN IT WOMAN
- Why are you so rude with me ?
by MegaJaws April 1, 2018
Get the Womanmug. A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
Get the Emotionally Active Young Teenage Womanmug. 