ass-sexual

A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.

My ass-sexuality makes me check every single ass that crossed my path.

by LivingLanguage May 17, 2016

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The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

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Ass to Mass

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.

No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.

by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022

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Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013

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ass plot

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

by naughty nikki March 1, 2014

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cheesy ass

CHEESY ASS means "Corny, lame". Corny stands for Uncool, overused. Lame stands from Stupid, Unoriginal. So if a girl say any guy Cheesy that's mean for her that particular guy is very uncool, useless.

What does a girl really mean when she calls a guy cheesy ass?

by shah007 January 30, 2019

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