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hit the jets 

I overdid it in the gym yesterday so today I just want to hit the jets.
hit the jets by Hit the Jets September 16, 2016
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what the jawn 

The ~philly way~ of saying 'what the <fuck, hell, etc.>'. A less explicit and more funny way to show shock or confusion.
Girl 1: look at that guy!
Girl 2: what the jawn is he doing!?

One hand in the jungle book 

A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives
Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey
A sexy stealth face blasting move in where you pull your "dork" out and blow your load in a smiley face motion on the girls/boys face and when they are just about to yell at you, you say "WHY SOOOO SERIOUS!?!?!?"
I gave my bitch the Joker last night...we laughed all night long...she's all smiles now!
The Joker by Smokin' Joker October 27, 2008

get the jump 

Defined as,the success of having sex with someone.ie.getting laid
Friend:so did you get the jump last night?Lucky Man:I sure did.She was surprisingly easy!
When you are havin sex with a girl while she is on her period and you pull out, wipe her blood on the sides of her lips into a smile and say "let's put a smile on that face."
My girlfriend dumped me cause I just gave her the joker.
The Joker by Day Pass July 1, 2009