-I took one hit out the bong and could feel my hair start growing.
-You are a fucking Two-Toke Jamoke.
-You are a fucking Two-Toke Jamoke.
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Get the Two Tuccis in a Room mug.A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.
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Get the two-facebook bitch mug.In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
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The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.
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Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips
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