No Play Back Mode

Person who does not recall what she/he says. Makes silly remarks without noticing.

Mary said: "Doesn't she realise that she sounds silly at times? Sad la honestly."

Tom said: "don't bother, she has a NPBM no play back mode!"

by Calafareshoper February 3, 2012

Play Like a Jet

To talk a lot of shit on everyone else while looking like a complete assholes, only to repeatedly come up short yourself.

Rex Ryan tells his team to play like a Jet.

by RexRyanisaDBag January 24, 2011

Playing Evelyn Salt

A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.

Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!

by Comrade, no I'm not from USS April 6, 2020

fun to play with not to eat

someone you would hook up with but you wouldn't date

"oh ya shes fun to play with not to eat"

by sort giraffe May 23, 2019

playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

by eggy3636 July 11, 2023

playing the skin banjo

A term for female masturbation

Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.

by cozyrosie April 13, 2015