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Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside
The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths
by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025
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Surprise Pickling

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.
She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>If a Person Wants A surprise Reveal, I Will Show Them Something<.7.9.7.6>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 29, 2025
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Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.
Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.
by WiccanGay May 5, 2025
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Shanghai Surprise

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.
by Arcspork May 7, 2025
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kinder surprise

an action performed in doggy where by the balls (kinder egg) hit against the vagina (the surprise)
omg he kinder surprised me last night, it felt so good
by rassclot May 13, 2025
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