Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.
Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee May 20, 2012
A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 12, 2012
Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.
by Self confucktious January 22, 2021
A person who penatrates themselves during masterbation.
by Bjg/nmg April 20, 2020
"Jane just signed up for charity work even though she only think of herself"
"She's just doing it for self gratification, man"
"She's just doing it for self gratification, man"
by Dreshi January 10, 2017
The Encyclopedia of Self Destructive Behaviors which usually end up screwing you over real bad in life
People sometimes display bad behaviors when they read from the Encyclopedia Self Destructigas and then need help fixing there life either by some form of therapy or rehab
by FoxGuardJ May 18, 2023