Tiger Woods

Seagram's Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade. Otherwise known as a dirty Arnold Palmer.

To Bartender: May I please have a dirty Arnold Palmer?
To Customer: One Tiger Woods coming up.

by Sticky-icky August 30, 2010

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

Nate Wood

A Great man with a long dong shlong

Bro theres Nate Woods after you

by Yo Mumzy November 22, 2021

wood shopiery

(n.) The type of person who makes fantabulous wood items

That wood shopiery guy is very fabulous

by Bill Jackson the fifth hokage January 11, 2014

ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning

Thomas is the ward wood

by Critius January 11, 2018

Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Camp Mosey Wood

A Girl Scout camp in the Poconos, established in 1939.

Girl 1: How was your week at Camp Mosey Wood?
Girl 2: Good, but I think I might be a lesbian

by crwsb November 17, 2025