Skip to main content

Dire Dire Dated

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"
by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025
mugGet the Dire Dire Dated mug.

double-header date

Date wants head at his place, then wants you to head home straight away without pleasure reciprocating.
Dave wanted me to go to his place last night for night cuddles, but it turned out to be a double-header when his roommate came home early. Dave is a double-header date.
by CushlaB March 22, 2025
mugGet the double-header date mug.

E-Dating

When 2 people start a relationship online, extremely common on Discord and VRChat (and Roblox but that's honorable mentions)
Jessa: Have you heard about Billy? He got into a relationship but its E-Dating
Willow: What does that mean?
Jessa: He met her on some Discord server. she lives all the way in Europe!
Willow: Damn, he finally found a girl who'll date him IN EUROPE
by StormUMR March 23, 2025
mugGet the E-Dating mug.

Expresso Date

To speak vulnerable thoughts over a cup of coffee... Rather quickly, in a caffeine induced ramble.

Going out for coffee with a person you've always wanted to be honest with.
So, I went on an Expresso Date with this guy from Tinder, I think I said too much.
by Jeff06999 May 26, 2023
mugGet the Expresso Date mug.

Expresso Date

A date where you go out for coffee and express your feelings a lot
So, I went on an Expresso Date last night with this guy from Tinder... I think I said too much.
by Jeff06999 May 27, 2023
mugGet the Expresso Date mug.

online dating

A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."

Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."

Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."

Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."

Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"

Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."

Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."

Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
by cedspam June 2, 2023
mugGet the online dating mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email