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Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious
Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!
by hidden truths July 26, 2017
mugGet the Dutch drunkmug.

Dutch Ear Muffs

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
mugGet the Dutch Ear Muffsmug.

dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy
" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"
by climatejames November 16, 2016
mugGet the dutch presentmug.

Dutch

A man who is mean but kind to the ones he love he hates people who hate on him loves roasting someone and is the funniest guy in the world
by BGDutch October 18, 2020
mugGet the Dutchmug.

Pennsylvania Dutch

A sex position where you fart in ones mouth and they give you a blowjob
Mike: Yo I just gave alexia the Pennsylvania Dutch

Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me
by Footlongfresh January 19, 2022
mugGet the Pennsylvania Dutchmug.

Wouble Dutch

If you don't spark that Wouble Dutch you lil ass bitch
by Wouble Dutch is life September 20, 2016
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