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Ninja slick

Noun~ a swift, often very lucky reflexive move performed in order to avoid any unfortunate situation. While driving this is referred to as a Jack Move.
Such as in jumping off a boat into water and remembering halfway that you still have your ipod on you and turning and throwing it successfully to a friend in the boat. Damn Skrappy,if you weren't ninja slick you would have just broke your damn neck.
by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008
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Ninja Stole

To steal something in stealth "mode." Very quite and quick.
Jane ninja stole $15 from my purse.
by Nikki6543 October 19, 2008
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Ninja Discreet

being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?
Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.

Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
by MyNameIsChachi March 16, 2013
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ninja orgasm

When a sex partner shows no indication that orgasm is imminent to sneak one by or prevent the other from stopping just prior to orgasm.
My girlfriend totally pulled a ninja orgasm on me, she came twice when I thought I was still working on the first one.
by Kenzraig February 7, 2014
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Ninja Bong

The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.
We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.
by Ninjabg May 3, 2014
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ninja nips

"Did you see those ninja nips?"

"No. Because they were ninja nips."
by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014
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Ninja muscle

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.
I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.
by El Chueko December 9, 2014
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