monkey bitch

a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage

"dude what the hell are you doing over there?"
"that kid is such a monkey bitch."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

Plump Monkey

This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.

"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"

by T-Money March 30, 2004

mall monkeys

A variation of mall rat. Also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic

it goes without saying.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

Ass-Monkey

A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.

Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Gangsta Monkey

A white girl who tries to act black.

Eddie: Look at that white girl trying to act black.
Thai: Her name is Kelly.
Eddie: She is such a Gangsta Monkey.

by nuni13 April 16, 2010

stomach monkeys

A group of men united in a common goal of overcoming all odds no matter how great, usually on a softball field.

As Hollywood rounded third and headed home, the Cowboys could only watch, for this day belonged to the Stomach Monkeys.

by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008

tracksuit monkeys

Low class yobbo who wears a track suit bright coloured footwear.

Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.

Look at that twat... he looks like a right tracksuit monkey

by Dezza July 18, 2003