by Sigma male lone wolf March 14, 2024
Get the Sigma male lone wolfmug. Essentially a Sigma Male who is very talkative.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.
by Closetobegood January 26, 2022
Get the Midwest Malemug. Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.
by YingyYango May 12, 2019
Get the Alpha Malemug. Male.
by Xiomongaliji March 31, 2025
Get the malemug. Someone who thinks they're an Alpha or Omega Male. But when things get hot, they meltdown and run.
See also 'Yellow.'
See also 'Yellow.'
Ice P* talks tough in Korea. But when the situation heated up, he showed his true Butter Male colors.
by Rotary Engine March 13, 2025
Get the Butter Malemug. Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.
Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
by Monologuist November 26, 2023
Get the Male Monologuemug. 