I'm not gay seat 

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.

One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.

I'm not gay seat by onlyonepersoneachnamethat'sdum January 9, 2011

I'm going to sleep 

When the person you're talking to or texting really does NOT want to talk to or text you.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.

John: What's up?
Victoria: Not much, I'm going to sleep.

I'm going to sleep by EbearV1.0 November 25, 2014

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

Meme used when using an absurdly strong move in a game, particularly when spamming it. It is typically in a hack & slash game but can also be used in other games like fighting games or Ultrakill

Hakita: "V2 can now shoot your coins. This mechanic was added to prevent coin spam"

Ultrakill community: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it." RMB + F

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it by DoubleDickDan July 7, 2023

i'm going to sleep 

I don't want to fucking text you

You: I love you
bae: I'm going to sleep

i'm going to sleep by Lord screw you guys October 11, 2014

I'm on your schedule 

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

I'm on your schedule by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013

I'm not gay seat 

The seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay

Let's use the I'm not gay seat

I'm not gay seat by DizzyLizzy February 11, 2007