Cheating the light

Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.

Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."

Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"

Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"

Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"

by Laurenash13 May 28, 2010

Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006

lighting cunt

A broad that is so loose she pushes out kids like lighting!

"Mayn I was with this bitch last night and she was a lighting cunt."

by JD70 December 11, 2007

shadowed-light-waves

User on the website deviantART in charge of keeping people in line in #iRPG and making the IdleGuards look good.
Signature: "Insert meaningful phrase here."

Example sentence: "Hey, are there enough words to describe how cool shadowed-light-waves is?"

by shadowed-light-waves October 7, 2007

sweet light crude

Oil. What will soon be costing upwards of $120 a barrel.

I hope the prices of sweet light crude don't go up any higher, otherwise I may have to sell my body so that I can pay for gas.

by Sweet N Low May 6, 2008

Black Light Kids

Think of a Scene kid making babies with a Kandi Kids. They dress brightly, wearing many beaded necklaces and bracelets. Wearing weird, random things -- goggles, ect. Nothing about them is subtle -- big hair, makeup, everything. Many things they wear will shine brightly under UV.
Now, where'd the differences between your average teen who dresses up?
They do it everyday, and they make it look good.
Not just pile on as many layers as you can.

:

"We went to a rave last night, and there were some coolio Black Light Kids there"

by Rohh May 29, 2008

White Light Riot

Exploding onto the thriving Minneapolis scene in the fall of 2005, White Light Riot are brothers Mike (vocals, guitar) and Mark (drums) Schwandt, Joe Christenson (lead guitar), and Dan Larsen (bass). White Light Riot released their first full-length, Atomism, for 50 Entertainment, in late 2007. Produced by Brent Sigmeth (Grant Hart, They Might Be Giants), the album is a lightning-hot 50 minutes of brilliant, swaggering pop, laced with jagged hooks and shot through with anthemic choruses.

Minneapolis-based band White Light Riot has a rockin live show.

by KateMN March 30, 2009