Emo Jesus

A god among us he controls your sorrows and hell. He lives in California looks stoned all the time and plays zelda.

Emo Jesus interfered and our relationship is over, now I feel like becoming emo!

by Nott Nott October 10, 2008

Jesus High

The act of being so high off of marijuana that you actually believe you can walk on water and shit like that.

Guy 1: duuuuuude...
Guy 2: Shit man, you are JESUS high!

by James Michaels November 15, 2009

Jesus Bus

A hulking vehicle who often hits those who are in need of something drastic in their lives. Often that change is paralysis or death. You probably know somebody who was hit by one.

That fucker got hit by the Jesus Bus REAL good.

by mickeyrourke July 6, 2006

hockey jesus

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

by fg8338 April 16, 2008

CoD Jesus

Somebody who plays Call of Duty at an otherwordly level.

CoD Jesus - Red and his P90

by aga33 November 12, 2009

Sex Jesus

Undeniable sexual god(ess). This person is BTF. This person redefines sex. having sex with this person is like having an orgy with ten or more of the hottest most sexually appealing and able persons you have yet to imagine while tripping hard on ecstacy. You don't know till you've done it. this is what has been missing in your life.

Alexis is a sex jesus. i must marry this girl.

by daemondreams October 19, 2010

Jesus Monkey

An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey

"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"

"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."

by Quadruplefork January 17, 2009