Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids

Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids

by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

AY Jackson

The best weed spot in Toronto. Everyone here has autism, aids, herpes, or down syndrome. Also, this school is getting yellow washed by chiggas.

Go to AY Jackson's washrooms for the best weed and chiggas in town

by chiggaEast November 27, 2024

Jackson

Jackson is the fattest cunt I know. He is over the threshold of obesity with gigantic tits and kankles. 6XL clothes hate to see him coming but xxxs condoms will forever stay on shelves thanks to Jackson and his inverted penis. Should’ve been swallowed. What a shame and waste of time

Went to the beach friend “did you see that beached whale?” Turns out it was just Jackson

by Fattyfathater December 8, 2024

JAckson goldstone

the best mtb rider

JAckson goldstone is him

by euillrhewuh December 9, 2024

Jackson

A creepy little loser who will touch you

Stranger: “Hi Jackson”
Jackson: “I’m gonna touch you”

by Homosexualindividual December 13, 2024

dirty jackson worden

when you cheat on your girlfriend with a hot tub jet while punching her in the face and break up with her

dude i totally dirty jackson wordened my girl last week at the county pool

by smokypokythebear December 29, 2024

Dirty Jackson

When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal

Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.

by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024