Jordan

Jordan is not just a name for guys ya little dumbasses
Hot guy: Jordan is hot
Other guy: Dude r u gay??
Hot guy: Jordan’s can be girls too dumbass
by Keely Smith April 19, 2019
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A Jordan is a very hot Teenager who says hes not hot and hes ugly but hes really not. He can quite easily become pissed off and will swear a lot. He gets harassed by some assholes a fair bit and usually puts up a good fight. But a lot of times he will pussy out of fights. A jordan usally has blonde hair or brown and blue or green eyes. He is annoying at first but once you get to know him hes a legend
LOOK ITS JORDAN - girl 1
OH MY GOD HES SO HOT - girl 2
No im not - Jordan
by Asuluman28 March 24, 2022
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Jordan is a word used in Europe meaning “I have a homosexual piss kink or a micropenis
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Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!
Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner
by ILoveJordan123 December 13, 2018
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Jordan, An “inside joke” that isn’t a inside joke that started on tik tok, Jordan meaning the n word
Wassup My Jordan- Tyler

Yea he’s annoying with that- Tyrone
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Once you meet a Jordan you’ll never forget the time that was spent with him. He is the hottest,funniest,charming guy in your whole school and he can’t help but have his eyes on you all the time.If you are trying to snag a Jordan you need to hurry because all the girls want him and who would blame them.Although he loves to play games, when he looks at your heart just starts to unthaw. It’s incredible how a Jordan could affect so many lives, I know he affected mine<3
Jordan is SO CUTE!!!
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Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.
Sorry I cant have anything nice I know a Jordan
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