half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.

"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."

half-woke by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021

half-fourth-cousin 

Half-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.

My half-fourth-cousin is a good person.

half-fourth-cousin by ABGR June 9, 2021

half laid 

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

half laid by Epson390 July 4, 2021

Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

Half Birthday Bros. by LS2k July 12, 2021

half energy 

When you don’t match the same energy or vibe that the other person or people are giving to you. Its cut in half because while the other person is giving you that energy, you don’t show the same interest or very little interest as the other half is doing.

We were out all day clubbing and you just put on a straight face the whole time. I will never go out with you and you half energy.

half energy by unkowngyal July 27, 2021

Half Virgin 

When you have starting to have intercourse but chickened out when the tip went in

Well I’m only half Virgin, because we stopped after the tip went in.

Half Virgin by ThehalfVirgin69 August 25, 2021

half mile freeway

A woman who likes a lot of large or long partners to ride on and then get off quickly

She loves that half mile freeway..

half mile freeway by Observer 777 August 25, 2021