Remember when you said you love me on the internet when we were 12 years old. Those little things were lifeboats to me when I was lost at sea hoping to kill myself because nobody loved me who was my type and such. I hope we never meet in person because I will never be happy again taking concerta and I feel like I live in nazi germany for that reason your judgmental eyes hate me and erroneously believe yourselves superior by sabotaging my life and I will never succeed in my life for these reasons.
Emily: yeah I thought about that too
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. by femalenuts May 5, 2022
Get the emilymug. The basic white girl. This girl probably likes any boy named Jack, Jake, or Jackson. They always act weird around boys, and get clingy. They would do anything to get a boyfriend and sadly can’t get one. They have mid grades, and whenever they get to chance to switch up on you around a boy.. they will.
Kiera: Emily, you acted so different around Jack.
Emily: Well, yea! We have to get him to like me.
*kiera in complete shock*
Emily: Well, yea! We have to get him to like me.
*kiera in complete shock*
by The best Urban Dictornarier June 16, 2021
Get the Emilymug. The swaggiest friend group there is. They tend to be loud and absolutely hilarious. It's almost as if they were the same person. You could never be as close as Maily and Emily.
by Juicy chicken soup February 28, 2021
Get the Maily and Emilymug. The First, Indie Sharter from Fear Street 4: The Gargantuan Garty, She makes one feel indie and causes cracks in the ground with her sharts.
by The Mirror- July 16, 2021
Get the Emily Hicklebottommug. by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021
Get the Emily Jonesmug.