Fire Truck Drunk

When you get so drunk you need a firetruck to take you to the hospital

Jake "Yo that Matt kid last night was sooo fire truck drunk"
Justin "shit he like pregamed with a fifth of vodka right?"
Jake "yeah sooooo FTD bro, he was laying in the street with his pants off."
Random Girl "wait was that why there was a firetruck out in front of Baits?"
Jake and Justin "Hahaha YUP so FTD!!"

by jmings123 October 13, 2011

Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

by Annubrius October 12, 2008

Black-Faced Drunk

or simply black-faced. A state of inebriation with the combined magnitude of black-out drunk and shit-faced hence "black-faced." One experiencing such a state tends to lose so much social cognizance that he or she will find enacting black-face not only unoffensive but hilarious without regard for it being viewed generally as taboo.

I started drinking yesterday afternoon to cope with my depression, but it got out of hand, and by evening I was black-faced drunk performing impressions to my neighbors resulting in my receiving of a beat-down of biblical proportions.

by cbebop7 November 22, 2010

I'm Drunk Enough

Saying used by overly drunk men, pulling up their shirt and allowing one of his friends full access to hit him as hard as he can to leave a hand mark that will still be visible come morning.

Brad: You sure you're drunk enough?

Eric: I'M DRUNK ENOUGH!

*slap!*

by crusherscharisma November 16, 2009

Drunk español

Portuguese

They speak Drunk Español in Brasil

by Tha mæ September 18, 2016

Piss drunk

Kelsey Walton

Kelsey was so piss drunk she pissed her bed last night.

by Chickendancer400 May 6, 2018

rug burn drunk

when you get so drunk that when you wake up the next morning u have rug burns on your forehead

-dude, last night was so sick
-hell yeah it was.. what happened to your forehead
-hmm i musta been rug burn drunk
-wow thats so drunk
-yea its awesome

by ardnek March 8, 2005