cheese turd

noun: the small piece of hardened cheese in the nozzle in a spray can of cheesewhiz. Also used for a derogatory term for annoy people

Taylor is Cheese turd

by Teigan and Adam Marlow December 30, 2004

Mac & Cheese

Having comfort sex with an ex or friend.

Ex's Neighbor: Hi Matt, I see you where at Emily's last night?

Matt: Yes, I needed some Mac & Cheese.

by Gatherer71 January 10, 2012

helm cheese

when ones self doesnt wash their "peice" properlly.. by pulling back the fore skin and removing dried up cum. If failure to do so persists then the dried up cum will create a rather bad smell of cheese around the helmet

"hey dan, can u smell my helm cheese"
"jesus christ it smells like cheese"

by Bad man mofo G November 29, 2003

cheese eater

an informer (supposedly, rats eat cheese)

That cheese eater told the police about the plan.

by Light Joker July 9, 2007

swiss cheese

To empty an entire clip or ammo belt into an enemy, making them look like swiss cheese. (because they will have many bullet holes in them).

Lamar was arrested for swiss cheesing someone in a city alley last night.

Wang couldn't focus on his work because he couldn't stop thinking of how Brian swiss cheesed his entire family last night.

by tacotacooo January 17, 2010

cheese grater

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.

I booted up the cheese grater and started Firefox.

by chonk cat January 18, 2013

nob-cheese

the very desgusting residue found on the penis when a man doesnt clean himself of properly, usually found on bottom enders.

Slly doesnt like sucking the man in the parks dick because of the aftertaste due to his nob-cheese.

by undercurent April 8, 2003