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CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
“Your being such a captain goggles right now
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
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Captain

Captain is short for captain moron. You refer captain moron to those who are so stupid. But you shorten it to captain so the person doesn’t know what you’re talking about.
Damn ally is such a captain
by Organic avocado October 1, 2018
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Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy
Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date
by Big RM October 5, 2018
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Captain Rubex

A type of ecstasy made popular in LA in 2008. The pill was circular and red with a white stamp of a skull and crossbones. Captain Rubex ecstasy slowly became less prevalent as more powerful forms of ecstasy and synthetic opioids began to hit the streets.
I'm going to drop some captain rubex this weekend, HARRRRR.
by Crime&Fizzle October 9, 2018
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Captain Thicc

A man that loves only the most THICC women around.
by Mr. Nut, himself. October 29, 2018
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Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
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Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay
by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018
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