granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet

grandma just left a granny's apple surprise

by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022

Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.

Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.

by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

Bang my Apple

When a girl throws your apples on the ground that you spent so many minutes collecting, you yell "SHE BANGED MY APPLE!" And run away.

*Brooke smashes Robins apple on the ground*

Robin: BROOKE PULLED A "BANG MY APPLE"

by TheAppleBanger April 21, 2017

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

Red Apple Ritual

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.

You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.

by Impudicus May 4, 2021

Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022

Apple Pie moment

When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"

I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.

by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017