querida's apple bottom

tempting. sexy. cute.

Baby wants a bite out of querida's apple bottom.

by querida's baby July 3, 2018

apple dumplin' shop

A woman’s bosom.

Ex.: Hey man look at that - a pretty woman with hot apple dumplin' shops.

by Link BR July 15, 2018

Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)

Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

Bang my Apple

When a girl throws your apples on the ground that you spent so many minutes collecting, you yell "SHE BANGED MY APPLE!" And run away.

*Brooke smashes Robins apple on the ground*

Robin: BROOKE PULLED A "BANG MY APPLE"

by TheAppleBanger April 21, 2017

broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.

Omg, you’re a broken apple jack

by simba joe November 8, 2017