Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.
George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"
by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025
Get the Alabama Slammermug. When you're fucking your sister while driving your Chevy S10, but it's too distracting, so you flip your truck.
by Skipperdoodle March 16, 2025
Get the Alabama Backflipmug. Alabama is a southern US state with a dark past of segregationism.
While the racism has decreased since the 1960s, it's still one of the more social conservative states, being one of the more anti abortion states in the union alongside Mississippi.
White and black people from Alabama are mostly christians (usually baptists). Black Alabama democrats, while still on the left in various matters, are usually less progressive than their northern peers in some hot buttom social issues.
Cities like Birmingham and Huntsville are less conservative, that's where most white democrats in the state live.
White people from Alabama are usually stereotyped in two groups:
- Suburban southerns, usually evangelical and supportive of economic conservatism. Nowadays some of them are more moderate.
- Rural southerns, sometimes called rednecks, who are socially conservative but prefer conservatism with a populist flavor. They love Trump.
While the racism has decreased since the 1960s, it's still one of the more social conservative states, being one of the more anti abortion states in the union alongside Mississippi.
White and black people from Alabama are mostly christians (usually baptists). Black Alabama democrats, while still on the left in various matters, are usually less progressive than their northern peers in some hot buttom social issues.
Cities like Birmingham and Huntsville are less conservative, that's where most white democrats in the state live.
White people from Alabama are usually stereotyped in two groups:
- Suburban southerns, usually evangelical and supportive of economic conservatism. Nowadays some of them are more moderate.
- Rural southerns, sometimes called rednecks, who are socially conservative but prefer conservatism with a populist flavor. They love Trump.
by morfantatminin November 21, 2024
Get the Alabamamug. by XanomlyX February 20, 2019
Get the Alabama stylemug. When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.
Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023
Get the Alabama time capsulemug. The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.
by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025
Get the Alabama Busdrivermug. Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust
by c3rr0t July 4, 2025
Get the Alabama HorseShoemug.