Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!

by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020

Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.

I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.

by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024

turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.

That babe has some turkey pits!

by Botulism November 11, 2017

Cold Turkey

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.

As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.

by TFroster November 1, 2009

Greece and Turkey

Where you can get Diet Coke from if you're in Bulgaria.

(Diet Coke was sold and manufactured in Bulgaria from 2000 to 2013. It was then replaced by Coke Zero.)

Greece = Diet Coke
Turkey = Diet Coke
Greece and Turkey = Diet Coke!!!

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 December 11, 2016

Turkey Girl

a turkey girl is a person who screams at turkeys for no apparent reason or a person who the turkeys have accepted as one of their own.

Mia is such a turkey girl, she is always hanging with turkeys.

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

twisted turkey

When one some twists their nuts so the penis is on the bottom of your sac and squeeze them moderately and yell “twisted turkey

Aye yo bro do I twisted turkey

by Bigvernindahouse June 11, 2018