by K Savo December 22, 2016
Jack: I was standing there and this guy totally looked at my schlong!
Dan: A man i hate it when people sneak a pee-k!
Dan: A man i hate it when people sneak a pee-k!
by Peter Philipe March 13, 2008
Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.
often abbreviated to "Shiner"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.
often abbreviated to "Shiner"
by Ali August 29, 2004
A traditional courtship practice, between prospective a prospective suitor and his would be mate. The female party in the relationship sits on a bed, and puts her legs behind her head, thereby exposing her " winking brown eye". The suitor strips down naked, and stands across the rooms. On the count of three, he sprints towards the lady, with the attempt of bullseyeing her anus, to achieve balls deep penetration of mythical proportions. Unfortunately, if not successful, this practice usually leads to death.
Lawyer: "Don't you find it odd, that Mrs.Hall took out a $10,000,000 life insurance policy on her husband, THE VERY DAY before asking him to perform a "K-19 the Widowmaker" on her???"
by Gregorio Miguel Prescotto April 01, 2008
a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, bigass belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and twangy ass accent just a little too hard...and its pretty clear that they aren't country
by doctorkizzle March 07, 2008
The assholes that post on this site so faithfully that they probably devote more time to thinking up useless definitions to stupid non-existant words than too getting themselves laid, which in all honesty would probably do them good.
What an urbandic(k), I bet he hasn't spooged in over a year, let alone gotten any of the glorious poon-tang out there, that makes being human worthwhile.
by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003
K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.
My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some K-Y Jelly to add moisture.
by MsCtrl January 24, 2009