National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022

Sin Child

The aftermath of having unmatrimonial sex. If two people decide to have sexual intercourse without getting married, and the female becomes pregnant, the child would be called a "Sin Child" or at older times would be called a "Bastard".

Person #1: Did you see Yasmine's daughter today?

Person #2: yeah

Person #3: Yasmine? Her parents aren't married, she must be a sin child!

by Latifah January 4, 2017

child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025

child

something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.

when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away

by y0lo156 November 20, 2022

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

Man Child

Caden

1: have you seen Caden?
2: yeah he is such a man child

by chelsea3838388383 March 28, 2021

Single-Child

A child, typically a fatherless teenager who doesn't have any siblings nor someone to cope with when they are down.

"u are single-child lol" Suck it kid
"U have no grills??"
"go away you stupid twat"
"Get lost, you single child"
"Bruh really your an only child?"
"You're alone"

by CDFDSF June 18, 2022