two peas in a pot

mac and i are two peas in a pot
by longBALLS3 March 07, 2021
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Two man conga

Two males having intercourse stood up, often fighting to synchronise as they shuffle around the room.
"Matty and Will stop two man conga-ing around your hotel room and let's get out into Munich!"
by Rottinghill April 24, 2022
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Two of em, yesterday

Business phrase commonly used by youtuber Dom Mazzetti
Means something has to be done with highest priority and ASAP.
Clean the toilet! Two of em, yesterday
by mightaswellbro June 30, 2020
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Read two books

In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
Instead of using smartphones, read two books
by erfan20120 November 04, 2018
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Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.
My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.
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thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity
Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces
by Necrosys June 06, 2016
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Breaking Us In Two

Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two
by Death Menace July 12, 2023
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