Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.

"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."

by chrischanlover69 January 1, 2022

Toilet tugger

Someone whose main place of masturbation is a bathroom, and often after defacation.

“Joe over there definitely tugs over the toilet. Yep. He’s a toilet tugger.”

by Suq Madeek January 3, 2022

toiletghosts

some mf on the clock app that asked for this

Girl YESSS!! go follow toiletghosts

by A GUILLOTINE January 3, 2022

Toice

Someone on Douyin who asks, “Are you a foreigner?”

Tim: “Are you all foreigners?”
Chat room host: “Uh oh! We have a toice in the room.”

by Difficulthumor January 7, 2022

Toilet Seat

An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!

Oh no, the toilet seat has a terd on it!

by Soapy hands February 8, 2022

toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)

Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring

by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022

Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll

MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!

by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022