pink yuppie

A yuppie who does not consider themselves to be a yuppie because they hang around a crowd of upper-middle class hipsters and "punks". They got into Marx and feminazism at college and consider themselves to be revolutionaries because of this, despite the fact that they work for, live like, and are like capitalist yuppie scum. The "pink" part of this term refers to the fact that these people like to enjoy the privileges of being hip, selfish yuppie brats, even though they claim to be all for equality under communism/socialism (which, if you listen to anything they say, comes across as thinly veiled fascism).

That pink yuppie thinks Joe Blow is a rapist snuff-pornographer because she heard some bullshit about him from her friends and because he wants to make underground movies. They all love movies like "Bloodsucking Freaks" and "Desperate Living", but they're going to try and get him beat up by some lunkheaded motherfuckers who do what they're told like dogs. To her and her friends, it's only a small victory of the SOCIALIST REVOLUTION!

by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge July 27, 2009

A Pink Parker

A sexual act to spoon cooked Mac N' Cheese in a womans vagina then proceed to eat it out.

Ben totally gave me a Pink Parker last night.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

Pink Zebra

Lesbian sexual intercourse between a white and a black female

Did you hear about the Pink Zebra at the party last night

by kavmeister January 23, 2016

pink dog

The chaffing around the penis that occurs after hours of vigorous sex.

After last night's sex session, I woke up this morning with a rabid pink dog !

by bpdsca April 28, 2009

pink cock

the aftermath of giving a woman a pinksock.

guy 1: I was bangin this girl last night an got a pink cock.

guy 2: what's a pink cock?.

guy 1: when you bang a girl and you gave her a pink sock and get you're foreskin ripped off.

by dankdoug69 March 6, 2017

Pink Tickled

A pink magic marker taped to the end of a long shaft that causes enjoyment and bliss. The tickled usually does not want the tickling to end as it causes a sensation so pleasurable one cannot stop laughter from excitement.

Harry Jr the third was pink tickled for so long he pissed his pants from having so much fun!

by Telephone Kid August 31, 2010

Pink John

When a man or a woman gets on all fours and a man or a woman gets under them and licks their asshole, while the person on top masterbates onto the person below.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003