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Ninja Snap

The act of pretending to text whilst secretly attempting to take a hilarious picture of another student or teacher, resulting in a long period of outrageous laughing between you and your colleagues.
Dude 1: Oh my god, dude, did you see this pic I got of Charlotte?

Dude 2: HAHA! You ninja snapped her to hell!
by theurbanduckling January 12, 2012
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Sand ninja

A white guy that dates middle eastern men or women
He is dating a middle eastern woman again. He must be a sand ninja.
by Brownie gal December 24, 2019
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poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.
Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.
by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011
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go ninja

hoping that no one is aware you are around-

trying to go about your business undetected, as if you are invisible...
I think I'll go ninja until my love bite goes away.
by blonde rendition May 28, 2016
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Ninja Refill

When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.
Waiter: Would you like more coke?

You No thank you I'm fine.

Waiter: okay...

***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.

You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill
by ianjker December 18, 2010
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ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.
damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000
by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017
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Ninja-Pacifiers

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on
Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.
by Bristol730 May 5, 2022
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