Jake

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend

Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.

by anonymous February 10, 2024

Jake

A meat rider for people named Sam Longhurst

Jake is the biggest meet rider.

by Troy Whorebag November 23, 2023

God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!

Who is God? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

Jake

A true-blue bloke with a ginormous cock

Girl 1: Omg did you sleep with Jake?
Girl 2: Yeah, and wow did he have a big cock

by Willyboi696969 November 22, 2021

Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.

Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"

by McFlop774 April 4, 2024

Jake Makarski

A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.

Jake Makarski is kinda a hottie ngl

by Random things w/ dumb blondie May 24, 2022

Jake

A very interesting man. Might be depressed but a very hot man.

Jake is so hot

by JUST JØKËS October 30, 2019