The act of being so high off of marijuana that you actually believe you can walk on water and shit like that.
by James Michaels November 15, 2009
A hulking vehicle who often hits those who are in need of something drastic in their lives. Often that change is paralysis or death. You probably know somebody who was hit by one.
by mickeyrourke February 26, 2005
Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.
Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?
Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.
Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.
Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.
Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.
Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.
Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.
by fg8338 April 16, 2008
by aga33 November 12, 2009
Undeniable sexual god(ess). This person is BTF. This person redefines sex. having sex with this person is like having an orgy with ten or more of the hottest most sexually appealing and able persons you have yet to imagine while tripping hard on ecstacy. You don't know till you've done it. this is what has been missing in your life.
by daemondreams October 17, 2010
"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"
"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
"Jesus Monkey!"
"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
by Quadruplefork January 17, 2009
by Avi February 28, 2003