mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games

ur being a Mike Whitely

by mike is a bitchassnigger December 17, 2008

Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020

Mike

When something looks super ugly

Eww that dog looks so mike!

by Ydinase April 29, 2025

Mike

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.

She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.

by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024

mike

the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man

" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "

by majicmikeREAL November 20, 2022

Mike perry

He is a absolute fine

Mike Perry likes alcohol

by Poo Poo head a November 11, 2020

Mikee

Mikee as a girl is so hot amazing. And will throw you off a building but will fuck you before she does it. When she fucks you she will fuck you up. After a good sesh with her your whole perspective in life will change and you’ll be knocked out like you could make her your NyQuil.

“You see that girl she’s so fine!?”
“She’s definitely a Mikee”

by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021