by Howard Day August 3, 2012
Get the Max A Sleeve mug.1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
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Not caring about others, only loves himself but tries to be funny. He touches peoples knees and thinks they like it. He wanks peoples fingers.
Not caring about others, only loves himself but tries to be funny. He touches peoples knees and thinks they like it. He wanks peoples fingers.
by JeyKul November 22, 2021
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by Mambah November 22, 2021
Get the Max young mug.Really awesome kid. Likes USSR memes and Korean girls. Hates gay people and people of the LGBTQ spectrum (extremely homophobic and unfunny). Max Chan likes Korean girls especially those will nice legs. However unfortunately, he is not your typical tall handsome idol. He likes to impress girls though most of the times it will fail. He goes on discord 25/8 and doesn't sleep. He is a genuine hard worker though sometimes he would get distracted by nearby girls.
Someone: Look at Max Chan trying to impress some Korean chicks!
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Max Chan: Yo looka dat girl, she such a chick; Can't wait to have some fun!
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