Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!

There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!

by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019

cup sacking

hold friends beer and put your sack in it and give it back...............

jim- hey jimmy hold my nig beer,
jose- no jiiiim let me dooo iiitt.
jim- fuck you beaner.
jose- no no no, gimme the beer vato.
no cup sacking today jim said.

by gucci-sniper-20 May 31, 2018

Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.

girl 1: “hey what did you do last night”
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”

by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018

Dick Cup

A plastic container to insert penis into, to relieve oneself of urine. AKA a male urinal.

Why the fuck does a 30 year old need me to hold the dick cup??

Yo, nurse, hand me that dick cup over there!

by ProfessionalAssWiper June 10, 2018

what cup

a cup you drink out of that asks you a lot of questions.

Father: *grabs a what cup and pours coffee in it and reads the newspaper*
What cup: Why did you just grab me? Who are you? Why did you pour coffee in me? What species are you? What the heck?

by vashill April 5, 2020

cupping the kettle

when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.

I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!

by Redhatter April 20, 2020

Vegan Diva Cup

Using half a passionfruit in place of a womens sanitary item.

Jess: Urgh, I really want to try a diva cup but I heard they tested them on animals.
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!

by PassionateSon April 21, 2020