Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.

I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.

by ProfessorP1234 April 19, 2020

Ball Soup

When 5 or more guys are in a hot tub, it is a recipe for ball soup

Hey come and hop into the ball soup!

by Btk23 May 26, 2018

soup

jake riley

jake riley do you want some soup?

by sugarplums13 January 12, 2019

Spooge Soup

The water in a hotel Jacuzzi.

My wife an I got a hotel room with a jacuzzi and we are gonna make some spooge soup.

by Big Barf August 9, 2021

A can of bean soup

A can of bean soup is something that is very lovely and lonley,,, its also liquidy. I guess, LMAO

I love to drink a can of bean soup when its pouring outside

by Noodle allie February 7, 2021

soup fairy

A secret person who is sends you soup over through the mail

You have some soup here. Looks like the soup fairy paid you a visit .

by mega900 February 22, 2017