A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
Get the Blonde Short Kingmug. When a girl sits on the ground in the shorts so you can see her thighs and buttcheeks. If they sit the other way you their vagina
by The romancer April 2, 2014
Get the short caughtmug. by coolmint88 September 22, 2022
Get the Short Short Storymug. Dominic short was mistaken for Jesus Christ one day when he went for fish and chips. He could not feed the masses and was subsequently crucified on the side of a Lidl.
by The Crimson Rag June 4, 2021
Get the dominic shortmug. 
by AkumasAss March 4, 2019
Get the salad shortsmug. by Fuckinglou November 2, 2020
Get the Shortmug.