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short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
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short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed
quite the short brown man called qasim of you
by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022
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Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts
by GmanBOMB2K19 April 17, 2022
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On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
by The cuh October 27, 2021
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short

short come here
by plastic dinosaur November 25, 2020
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sinus shorts

what happens when you eat something so HOT, you feel like your sinuses have fallen out your head and on to your shorts.
Joe to Steve: What out man, you'll get sinus shorts if you eat that habanero soaked breakfast taco.
Lindsay to Cassie: We went out for Indian last night & Joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.
by LunaBearRuns October 22, 2010
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El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.
That El Shorts has seen some stuff.
by Locano April 30, 2013
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