by Nicky Tesla November 09, 2017
Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watching some good satisfying videos🤝
by tehee.com April 20, 2019
The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.
by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022
by MURDAMANNNN January 27, 2025
A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
by coolkidksater January 02, 2025
When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023