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helly and peter

the greatest 2 people to ever roam this earth. helly is the most beautiful person ever, meanwhile peter is very handsome. that’s what makes them so well together 🫶
helly and peter : “we are better than all you bitches
by somebody!!! April 30, 2022
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Peter

Peter has so much potential to be a great person. He has many interests and is charismatic, but at his core he is a con artist, he poses as a sweet guy who cares about social issues and helps his friends so that they buy into his "nice guy" facade when really he is casting a wide net for his victims to fall into. He preys on young women and gaslights them when they call him out on his bad behavior.

He is a loser with deep-seeded family trauma who instead of going to therapy to better himself, decides to continue a pattern of lies and abuse. He is a serial cheater, an emotional abuser, and likely will end up an absent father since he is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. He denies his flaws, and though he has lost many friends, he keeps the few he has close by continuing his "Im working on my mental health" facade. He takes 0 accountability for his actions and continues to be self-destructive and dragging others into his mess.
Guy 1: Peter is such a sicko, he's playing a cruel game.
Guy 2: You can't win a game if no one else knows you're playing. Otherwise he'd be a sore loser.
by megawoman2510 November 23, 2021
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Peter

Peter, a name that rolls off the tongue
A name that's been carried, since time begun
From Peter the Great, to Peter Pan
A name that's inspired, since the world began

With eyes like the sky, and a heart full of gold
Peter's a friend, that never grows old
A smile that brightens, a laugh that's contagious
A spirit that's free, and never outrageous

He's a dreamer, a doer, a man of his word
A listener, a helper, a voice that's heard
With a love for life, and a thirst for adventure
Peter's a force, that we can't help but treasure

For in his eyes, we see a world of wonder
A world full of magic, that we can all ponder
And though his name may be common, it's unique in his way
For Peter's a man, who brightens our day

So here's to Peter, a name that we'll always know
A name that's brought us joy, wherever we go
For in his spirit, we find a light
A reminder that life, is worth the fight.
Peter laughed, slightly smirked giving a sense that he knew. But he wouldn’t tell because real friends like him believe in a much larger world
by Tyler zzz June 25, 2023
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Peter Boyle

Famous booze seller from Glasgow , cian knotts’ uncle.
That Peter Boyle guy is a real bender isn’t he?
by G44_ March 24, 2021
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peter handscomb

A professional sportsman who is so shit, everyone wonders how they ever got a contract playing professionally.
Whilst a sports game;
“Oh man, number 3 is such a Peter Handscomb”.
by Aaaahdvsmdldbd December 29, 2018
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
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