Ninja muscle

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.

I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.

by El Chueko December 9, 2014

Ninja-Pacifiers

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on

Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022

ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017

Beer Ninja

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"

by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012

poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

ninja flipout

Totally going bonkers. Bouncing off the walls hyperactivity. Very angry or happy. Based on a cult video of a ninja kitten dancing to the ska genre comedy song Flip out like a Ninja by the band Seven Seconds Of Love. Noted also for winning it's legal battle with the Coca-cola company over the song's use in a commercial.

1.Dad's doing a ninja flipout over my report card, I actually got A's this time.
2. He's ninja flipout over the Concert tickets he won off the radio contest.

by rewolf7 December 11, 2007

Ninja Fart

To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.

I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!

by Vandalier January 24, 2012