ninja nips

When you discreetly breast feed in public

"Did you see those ninja nips?"

"No. Because they were ninja nips."

by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014

Ninja muscle

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.

I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.

by El Chueko December 9, 2014

Ninja Bong

The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.

We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.

by Ninjabg May 3, 2014

stinja ninja

a person who is stingy it came from an up and coming singer Tommy

he neva buys the bling bling, hes a stinja ninja

by Alexa April 8, 2005

Ninja Moment

1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.

2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.

1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."

2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."

by b-l-e-a-c-h-i-e December 14, 2010

Ninja Stole

To steal something in stealth "mode." Very quite and quick.

Jane ninja stole $15 from my purse.

by Nikki6543 October 19, 2008

ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017